This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive

Ill give you the Pros and Cons,
Pros:
+YMCA membership
+Work 12 hours a month
+Free pizza and Capri-Sun
+Get to swim in pool

Cons
-Bunch of annoying little kids
-No pay
-Work 12 hours a month
-If I don't work 12 a month i lose membership
-Annoying little kids
-Liability
-More responsibility

Well huzzah. Im working.

Because my sig space is running out of room. I decided to post awesome threads here.
Poem battle.
The Truth of BBR
God want's him Dead

Using Photoshop. i have acuriqred the Inverted Icons! For now i only have the listed but am wroking on more. So if you need something to replace your old one have have them! Here is the list:
Inverted User Icon with no X
Inverted User Picture w/o 'No Picture'
Normal Defult Icon w/o X
Normal Defualt User Picture w/o 'No Picture

Authors Note: There are many refrecnces that i may/will make
Prolouge
9:37 AM. Newgrounds Quaters.
As he sat there. Thousands and thousands of thoughts raced into his mind. Would he live? Could he shoot when faced agiasnt a fellow human? As he was pondering these thoughts, the loudspeaker came on and said "C-37 report to Sector B-7". He slowly rose from his seat and from there he walked down the hall. Still the thoughts were rummaging through his head."B-2, B-3, B-4....." But something caught his eye right then. He looked out the window and saw a massive gateway. More commonly referred to as The Portal, the very heart of Newgrounds. He was completly awed by its gigantic size but then quickly snapped out of it. He ran down the hallway. "B-5" he said as he started to open the door. He saw this massive robot. Of course he would scared, but he knew who it was. The great gaurdian of Newgrounds, Portal-Bot or more commonly known as P-Bot. "Swipe ID card though registration slot" P-Bot said. He had gone through this before, mabye not as well as he did now. "Registration complete. Data shown below."
User-name: ________
Password: ********
Date Enlisted: 2/04/07
He looked at that, remembering the hardship he had on his first year. Of course now it being 2011 things were different. A lot different. Then he was abruptly woken from P-bot message. "C-37, your training for the Elite Guards and will begin at 10:30 Eastern Time. You will be transported via linkage. He remember that. Linkage is a quick way to get from place to place, but it was much more painful than the internet linkage. But it was got the job done. He hurried down to M.L.B. (Master Linkage Bay). Found the link to sector A-7. "Link to sector A-7 is departing in 20.....10....5..4..3..2..1..0, and right when he said that, he was gone.

Chapter 1
It was peaceful. The birds were singing, the squirrels running around. There was even a deer. But all of a sudden the air started to open up and a person fell out and the air quickly closed as soon as it had open. "Damn" The lone figure said as he stumbled to his feet. He lent on a nearby tree as he looked around. And of course there it was. Almost every rookie's dream to be. The Elite Guard Training Barracks. Some people would kill to be were he is now, in fact they HAD kill. He walked slowly up to the building. "Great...." He walked up to the entrance. Stood before him was a huge reinforced steel door. The day had come.

Well if you have been on this Earth (other planets for aliens) long enough youv'e seen some pretty basic and 8-bit games. Even the news generation has had some 8-bit doses. Well It's time i brought some of these games to Newgrounds. So if you want some retro games just contact me and I'll find them.

For all your nintendo fans try these games Orange link of Ultimate DOOM! Also just to brief you on this, FF originaly Nintendo's idea but sold it out. But FF1 and FF2 still remain on there.

Also for people who want to play a game without going on the internet. I'm going to get a link of some sorts so you will be able to download it and play it. I know they have Dragon Warrior and the Zelda.

Well newgrounds as you can clearly see my user-page is bad so this weekend while I have some free time im going to update it AND my web page so it doesn't massilvly fail. So look forward to that soon!

Edit: Updated web page, and added game section, cleaned up user-page. From now on this is my Updates page.

Note: I will be continuing the User page story Saving Private Fulp when i can/feel like it

A new story based on the hit movie (not really but whatever) Saving private ryan. Plan to see it in the near future with a cast of famous NG charaters! Awesome!

Edit: If anyone wants to be in the story just contact me and ill fit you in. As for the story line i have mostly done but who are the germans, 4chan or Ebaums world?

So yeah I may have to prolunge the story until I get some more people to join. But I still got a while to go until that happens.

Ever since the review mods have been on again 3 of my reviews have been deleted.........now they weren't good but cmon, have a bit more understanding............soo sad.........And on other, even more sad news, my friend joined the KK, my other friend whos the anti KK is being harassed.......................a sad day indeed......but no1 ever posts on this......so why do i bother..

These people are people who arent jackasses and/or are just plain awesome :D

Hall of Famers
Captainbob
HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT
BlueHippo
Frozensheep
John123456
Bigbadron

I will update as soon as i find someone.
Enjoy